Measles? Well don’t get excited, it’s not serious. Sure, it isn’t serious. If the boy takes it easy, he’ll be as good as new in a few days. He’s only got measles. Only got measles? Doc, if he only had gangrene or typhoid fever. But measles ain’t got no class. It’s kid stuff, they’ll laugh at us. Look, we’ve all had measles, so there’s no problem there. Oh, are you sure it’s the measles? Well, he’s certainly got all the symptoms. A slight temperature, a lot of dots, and a great big smile. A great big smile? No school for a few days. Says hello to my dotted son. Tell him I’ll bring him some comic books and I’ll see you later. Boy, this is the life isn’t it? Yeah, if you have to get sick, sure can’t beat the measles. That’s right! No medicine! Inside or out… like shots, I mean. Don’t even mention shots… yukk!